Spitfire Parade

Worked at home today. Before starting work I made myself a sign and hung it just above the PC monitor:

"Instead of becoming angry when technology does not do what I want it to do, I will close my eyes and be mindful of the breath. I will do this until I feel calm".

And you know what? I didn't call my PC a miserable f****** c*** once, all day! An achievement indeed.